We did not purchase these goats. Much like Buddha wandering India seeking enlightenment the goats found their way here determined to answer the age-old question that has confounded goat philosophers and thinkers since the dawn of time: Is it food? Of course, that question is overly broad and encompasses many individual lines of inquiry that the goats have settled down to answer. Some of these narrower questions include:

• “That looks like food over there. How do we get to it?”

• “This is clearly not food…do you think we should eat it? Perhaps just a nibble?”

• “Will screaming as loud as possible even though I have plenty of food and water get me more and possibly better food?”

• “Are we goats because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are goats? Pointless, really…What do stars taste like? Now that’s a question.”